Judge : Tum ne Apney Husband ko Qatal Q kia?
.
Larki : Wo office se aya mujey Room may
le ker gaya Bed pe litaya
Kapray utarey
Meri Tangen uthaen
aur
kaha?

.

.

“April Fool”

The angry wife met her husband at the door.
His breath stunk of alcohol
and his face was plastered with lipstick.
“I assume,” she barked,
“there is a very good reason for you
to come drifting in at
six o’clock in the morning?”…

“There is!” he replied, “Breakfast.”

She offered him Honour.

He honoured her offer.

Then the whole night,
in honour of her offer.

He was “on her” and “off her”.

Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat
par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain.

Aur

peeche wali seat par

HADSON KI WAJA se bachay hote hain.

So, plz.
Avoid CAR..