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Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.
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Sharm karo beghairato
mulk de halat vekho
te apne jazbat vekho!

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Billi dum kio hilati hai?

batao na kion……..?

batao na kion …….?

Mein bataon kion?

Kion k!!!!!!!!!!

Dum billi ko nahi hila sakti

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Ek Aadmi qabar per betha tha,
musafir ne pocha; Dar nahin lagta?

Aadmi: Darne ki kia baat hai?
Ander garmi lug rahi thi tu bahar aa gaya.

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How Are Your Grades

FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.

FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?

SON: They are Below C Level