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Fresh Orange Juice Ka Dabba Bheja Hai

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Just 4 U

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Khali Hai.
Phoonk Mar Kar
“Patakha” Baja Lena

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Boy: Mera dil mobile ha or tum uski sim ho.

Girl: Ek baat pochun?

Boy: Han pocho.

Girl: Tumhara mobile dual sim wala to nahi hai?

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1 admi raat ko utha to dekha k shahr mein kuch ghar aise thay jo raat k andheray mein bhi chand ki tarha chamak rahay thay.
aglay din bhi us nay wohi manzar dekha to 1 buzurg sey pocha yeh kia raaz hai?
buzurg ne farmaya ye wo log hain jinhon nay
UPS lagwaye howay hain…

Don’t be emotional

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Animals ki khasosiyaat
1. Tota dunya ki har zuban bol sakta hai.
2. Oont 15 din tak baghair kuch khaye safar kar sakta hai.
3. Dog dunya ka sab se ziada wafadar janwar hai.

Agaey na parho…
Mat parho agay kuch nahi

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Na parho plz.

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