A Sardar and his wife filled an application for divorce.
Judge: How will you divide?
You have 3 children.Sardar: OK! We will apply next year.
BiVi: aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya hai daal me kia daalon?
Husband: dimagh toh hai hi nahi, naya colgate active salt dal de usme namak hai.
Biwi (Shohar se): Ap To Kehte The K
Shadi K Baad Bhi Mujhe Khoob Pyar Karoge.
Shohar: Sorry Yaar!
Mujhe Maloom Nahi Tha K Tumhari Shadi Mujhse Hogi.
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?Sardar: Shair k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai.
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