Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?
Husband: Shahjahan jitna.

Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?

Husband: Maine to plot bhi Le liya hai,
delay tum ker rahi ho.

Two Married Men Talking!
10 yrs Ago,
Whenever I Returned Home,
My Dog Used To Greet Me By Barking
&
My Wife By Kissing.
.
.
Now They Both Exactly Do The Opposite.

Sardar jee:
Guru mujhe dard de,
Dukh de,
tention de,
mujhe barbad kar de,
mere piche BHoot laga de,

Guru: Abey sale ek line me bol k
“Biwi chahiye.”

In art gallery : Couple wathing picture
of a girl covered by leaf.

Husband was keep watching her.

wife: Ab chalo gay bhi ya

Hawa k aane ka intezar karte raho gay?

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