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Cigrette aap ki zindagi 8 min kam karta hai.

aur aik baar muskurana,
aap ki zindagi 10 min barha deta hai.

Moral:
Hasday jao tay peenday jao.

Jholay lal..

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1 Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi K Din
Yar Koi Aise Baat Batao Jo
Main Apni Bewi Se Jatay He Kahon
To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:
Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak De Do

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Fact of our life:
Whenever we find the key to success,
Some idiots change the Locks.

So, forget the key,

Learn how to

BREAK the doors…!!!

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TEACHER:
1. Us ne KHUDKUSHI kar li
2. Usey KHUDKUSHI karni pari

Dono mein fark batao?

STUDENT:

Pehla Parha Likha Berozgar Tha,

Dosra SHADI SHUDA tha.