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Jo log roz garam pani mein Elfi dal k nahatay hai Faraz,
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Wo log kabhi toot k bikhra nahi kartain…………….

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A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.
Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.

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Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

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Teacher : U failure!
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide