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Barrish ho or zameen gilli na ho,
Dhoop niklay or surso pilli na ho,
To phir aap ne yeh kasay soch liya
k
Neend me aap ki yaad aae or shalwar …..na ho

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sardar apne dost se: vo kon si cheez he
jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain?

Sardar’s SON : papa may bataoo
Sardar: nahi putter tu chup re

SON : may batata hoo
Sardar: O nahi

SON: AANKH
Sardar: Ohh haan

SON: to aap kia samajh rahay thay….????

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Ek pathan bike rok kar,
Helmit kujha raha tha.
Ek admi bola helmit to utaro.

Pathan bola tumhara … mai kharish
hota hay to tum shalwar utar ta hay
kia ?

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1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha hua
jis sey woh bohat pyar karney lagi
yeh dekh kar bara bacha jelous honey laga
aik raat uss ney apni maa kee chest par
zehar laga diya

subha dekha to baap mara para tha.