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Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but it starts with ‘T’.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea.
All cars that I know start with petrol.

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The Difference between Best Friend and Just Friend?

When you are in Hospital,
Just Friend asks:
Tabiyat Kaisi Hai?

And

Best Friend asks:
Jani! Nurse Kaisi Hai? )

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Interviewer:
To Bataiye, Pani Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?

Pathan: Pani Nahi Hoga To Insan Tairega Kaise?
Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega.

To Mar Jayega…^

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer: what is skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!