ULTIMATE TRUTHS
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1. Whenever I find the key to success,
Someone changes the lock.

2. The road to success is always under construction.

3. In order to get a loan,
You 1st need to prove that you don’t need it.

4. All the desirable things in life are,
either Illegal or Expensive.

God made our body parts for a reason.

Eyes : to look at you.

Hands : to pray for you.

Mind : to remember you.

Heart : to miss you.

and

Legs : to kick you if u ever forget me!!

A Pathan got an Invitation for a Party,
They told him that he must put RED TIE only.

When he went to party he was shocked?

others were wearing pants & shirts also.

Funny Definitions

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Home:
A place where you can scratch where it itches.

Doctor:
A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills.

Love:
Loss Of Valuable Energy.

Wife:
Worries Invited For Ever.