I want to go back to the time,
When getting high meant on a swing.

When drinking meant Apple juice.

When Mom was the only Hero.

When Dad shoulders were the highest place on earth.

When the only thing that could hurt,
were skinned knees.

When the only things broken were toys.

and

When good bye meant Tomorrow.

TEACHER: Sunny, how do u spell “crocodile”?

SUNNY: K R O K O D A I L

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong.

SUNNY: Maybe it’s wrong,
but you asked me how I spell it!

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field.”

Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field.”

Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don’t worry.

If no one claims it
Within three days,

.

you can keep it.