Hundred words of a true friend
can never give pain.

But a true friend’s silence can give
hundred tears in your eyes.

So, Hamesha Bak Bak Kartay Rehna!!

Trafic Polic ne rok ker kaha k

Aap ka HELMET kaha hai?
Chalan Hoga…

Pathan:
Dhiyan se Dekh andhay

.

.

Four Wheeler Hai…

God made our body parts for a reason.

Eyes : to look at you.

Hands : to pray for you.

Mind : to remember you.

Heart : to miss you.

and

Legs : to kick you if u ever forget me!!

Two Friends Talking:
Meri Shadi ho gaee.
O ye to acha howa.

Nahi, bura howa, Wo bad soorat hai
O ye to bura hua

Nahi, acha howa, Wo bohat ameer hai
O ye to acha howa

Nahi, bura howa, Woh mujhe ek rupya bhi nahi deti
O ye to bura howa

Nahi, acha howa, Usne mujhe ek ghar diya hai
O ye to acha howa

Nahi, bura howa, Us ghar mein aag lag gaee
O ye to bura howa

Nahi, acha howa, Wo bhi us ghar main thi.