Pathan apne Mehman se:
O yara! is pankhay k niche betho,
tumhe bohat sawab mille ga…

Dost: khan wo kaise?

Pathan: Hum ye pankha
Masjid se uttar ker laya hai…

Trafic Polic ne rok ker kaha k

Aap ka HELMET kaha hai?
Chalan Hoga…

Pathan:
Dhiyan se Dekh andhay

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Four Wheeler Hai…

A Pathan got an Invitation for a Party,
They told him that he must put RED TIE only.

When he went to party he was shocked?

others were wearing pants & shirts also.

A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner.

Next morning he came out of the toilet & said,
now i understand Why Indian use water.
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Tissue Can catch fire.