Teacher Asked: What is forgiveness?

A cute lovely girl replied:
Its a wonderful smell
that a flower gives
when its being crushed.

Teacher: Agar me tumhare Walid ko
500 do, un ko 200 ki zarorat ho to
katne wapis milenge?

Bilawal: 1 bhi nahi.

Tcher: Hisab nahi jante.

Bilawal: Aap mere baap ko
nahi jan te.

A Primary class boy to her teacher.

Student: Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.

Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?
Miss: Why?

Student: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?

Student: For Tuition.

Announcement in a university:
“Will the students who parked on the driveway,
please move their cars.”

20 minutes later:
“Will the 200 students
who went to move 9 cars
please return to their respective classes.”