Author: Omer

Mujhe Bivi Chahiye

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Aey Sard Sard Raat Mujhe Bivi Chahiye,
Karni Hai Dil ki Baat Mujhe Bivi Chahiye,

Uljhi Hui Firaq Ki Raaton K Darmiyan,
Tanha Hai Meri Zaat Mujhe  Bivi Chahiye,

Bachpan Ki Zid Nahi Jawani Ki Baat Hai,
Aey Merey Lovely Maan Baap Mujhe Bivi Chahiye,

Chehry Sy Berukhi Ka Naqab Utar Do,
Ab Maan Jao Baat Mujhe Bivi Chahiye,

Dekhi Hai Main ne Dulhan Mujhe Baraat Chahiye,
Kar Di Hai Aakhri Baat Mujhe Bivi Chahiye,

 

Dedicated to all Unmarried Boys.  🙂

why do camels have humps

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Baby camel: mom why do camels have humps?
Mom: son we are desert animal we need humps to store water and we are known to survive without water
Baby: why r our legs long and our feet rounded?
Mom: they are for walking in desert we can move around desert better than any one.
son: than why are our eyelashes long? as it bothers my sight.
mom: son these r protective cover. they help to protect your eyes from the desert sand and wind.
Baby: i see so the hump is to store water when we are in desert, legs are for walking through the desert and eyelashes protect my eye from the desert sand.
Then what the hell are we doing here in the zoo?

Moral: skills, knowledge, abilities and experiences are only useful if you are at right place.