Maine Apni Beti ki Shadi
Memon: Maine Apni Beti ki Shadi Sirf 1500 Rupey Mein karwai.
Dost: Woh kaise?
Memon: Maine Beti ko 1500 ka Ek Mobile Dilaya, Beti Ne Love Marriage kar Li.
Author: skhan
Mera Wehm Tha Ya Wo Mera Guman Tha
by skhan
Kabhi Meharban Tha To Kabhi Anjan Tha,
Mera Wehm Tha Ya Wo Mera Guman Tha,
De Kar Zakhm Wo Merham Rakhta Tha!
Ban Raha Tha Ya Waqai Wo Itna Nadan Tha,
Mujh Se Bichar Gaya Tha Wo Ek Raat!
Wo Shaks Jo Kal Tak Meri Pehchan Tha,
Kash K Wo Ban Jata Humara Humdam!
Kitna Dil Ko Is Baat Ka Arman Tha,
Khuda Ko Chahty Itna To Kuch Mil Bhi Jata Shayed!
Hum Ne Chaha Jis Ko Wo Ek Insan Tha.
Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo
by skhan
Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo
Salesman: Plain mein dikhaaun?
Pathan: nahin, Helicopter mein dikha haramkhor,
Bas Pathan dekha nahi k mazak shuru!
Law of Chichorapan
by skhan
Newton’s “sixth Law of Chichorapan” :
“Every Boy continues to do chichorpan unless or until a chamaat or a sandal with a velocity of 200 m/s hits
upon his face.