Woh raishmi balon wali, Bhoori ankhon wali
Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon aur naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegi
aur dheeray sai bolegi
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*****Meeyaooon*****
Category: Double Meaning SMS
Double Meaning SMS
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI”
by Visitors
Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI”,
Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”,
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI”,
Bataoo bhala kion?
Aaj hi meree “Doggy” ne
10 “PuPPI” ko janum deya hai…
To make it straight
by Visitors
To make it straight,
she pulls it.2 make it stand,
she rubs it.2 make it stiff,
she licks it.2 let it “IN”
she pushes it.
!!!!True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
Two kids were lying in a bed in same blanket
by admin
Two kids were lying in a bed in same blanket,
1st kid:
I am a boy, and you?2nd kid:
I don’t know.1st kid:
Ok, wait i will check.
(after saying this,
he went under blanket and
came back after a few min.)
You are a girl?2nd kid:
How could you know?1st kid:
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“Because my socks are black
and yours pink…………!