Ghar pe 2 guest aany hain
Pathan: Beta 2 bistar kion lagaye?
Beta: Ghar pe 2 guest aany hain.
Pathan: kon kon?
Beta: Ami ka bhai or mera mamo.
Pathan: Phir 1 or laga, mera sala bhi aa raha ha. 🙂
Category: Fool SMS
Fool SMS
PATHAN ne footpath ko rang karnay ka theka leya
by Ami
1 PATHAN ne footpath ko rang karnay ka theka leya,
1st day us ne 3 K.M rang kya,
2nd day 2 K.M
3rd day 1 K.M
Ik admi ne pucha. kya baat hy khan g, 1st day 3 k.m, 2 din 2 k.m, 3 din 1 k.m, Rang kya hy?
PATHAN O yara Rang ka dabba b to dekh kitna peche reh gya hai.
Today I met Mario
by Addo
Today I met Mario..
I greeted him n asked “Do You Remember Me ?”
He said “No”.
I said ” Idiot!
I lost my whole childhood to save your girlfriend…”:p:D
Sardar lost his cheqbook
by admin
Sardar lost his chequebook.
Manager: You should take care
anyone can sign your cheque
and empty your deposits.
Sardar: How can anyone sign?
I am not a fool.
I’ve already signed all the cheques.