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Funny SMS
WAKEEL: My lord, Qanoon ki kitaab ka safa number 15 k mutabik mere mowakkil ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaye.
JUDGE: Kitaab pesh ki jaye.
(Kitaab pesh ki gayi) Judge ne safa number 15 khola to us mein 5000 k 10 note thay.
JUDGE: Es tarha k 2 saboot aur pesh kiye jayen… 😉
Memon: Maine Apni Beti ki Shadi Sirf 1500 Rupey Mein karwai.
Dost: Woh kaise?
Memon: Maine Beti ko 1500 ka Ek Mobile Dilaya, Beti Ne Love Marriage kar Li.
Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo
Salesman: Plain mein dikhaaun?
Pathan: nahin, Helicopter mein dikha haramkhor,
Bas Pathan dekha nahi k mazak shuru!
Aadmi: Meri BV Bohat Achi Hai, Mujhe sardi mai Pani Garam Kar K Deti Hai.
Dost: Nahane K Liye?
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Aadmi: Nahi yar, Bartan Dhonay K Liye.