Category: Funny SMS

Funny SMS

kahani sunne k liye

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1 dafa 1 aadmi jungle ki taraf ja raha tha usko 1 buzurg ne roka aur pocha kaha ja rahy ho?
us aadmi ne batay lakriyan katne jungle ja raha hon.
Buzurg ne usko jungle mein jany se roka to us aadmi ne kaha k agar mene lakriyan kat kar farokht na ki to kamaonga kese?
Mere bache bhook se mar jayen gay buzurg ne usay jany dia.
Jab wo lakriyan kat kar wapis apne ghar ja raha tha to kisi ne usko awaz di admi na ruka aur chalta gaya…
Awaz dubara ai to admi ne ghor kia ye uske bete ki awaz thi wo peche dekhe baghair na reh saka jesy hi usne pehchay dekha…
baqi kahani sunne k liye isi number par Rs. 50 ka load bhej den SHUKRIYA.

Aj Vi Yar Sakoon Ni Aaya

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Aj Vi Yar Sakoon Ni Aaya,

MENU TERA FONe Ni AYA,

Eni Vi Ki Beparwai.?

Teri Koi Miscal Ni aai,

Tu Dil Apna Kithe Laya?

Menu Tera Fone ni aya,

Je Nai Balance Te ethon Kallaan.?

Fer Kran Gy Raj Raj Gallaan..!

Kede Layi, Ay Maal Kamaya.?

Menu Tera Fone ni aya

Je Dil Kidhry La Betha ain,

Meri Yad pulaa Betha ain,

Mere Gal Wich Pa De Phaya..!

Menu Tera Fone ni aya,

Aj Dehari Oukhi Langi,

Na E Surma, Te Na E Kanghi,

Zulfan Nu V Tail Ni Laya

MENU TERA FONE Ni aya.. ;D

Pathan ka Love letter

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Pathan ka Love letter

Humara pyara gulab bano
Assalam-e-alaikum
baji aaj hum tumko apna dil ka baat batana chahta hai.
hum ne tumko jab se dekha hai, humara neend urr gaya hai. hum ek dum shareef larka hai baji.
sab larkiyon ko behen ka nazar se dekhta hai hum se shadi karlo tum.
hum tumko bohat mohabbat karega aur tum hum ko nahi mila na to tera qasam ye bhai tarap

tarap k mar jayega.

faqat tumhara
gul khan