Wherever We Keep the Money, Our Son Steals
Wife: Wherever We Keep D Money,
Our Son Steals It.
I Don’t Know What To Do About It
Hus: Keep It In His ENGINEERING Books.
He’ll Never Touch!
Category: Husband Wife SMS
Husband Wife SMS
Where do you want to go for our anniversary
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Man asked to his wife:
Where do you want to go for our anniversary?She said: Some where I have never been!
Man said: How about the kitchen?
Janab main 20 k/m per hr ki raftaar
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Man: Janab main 20 k/m per hr ki raftaar
se ja raha tha,
Mgr phir bhi mujhe taiz raftaari k ilzaam
mai band ker dia gaya,Judge: Is baat ka kia saboot hai?
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Man: Janab is se barh ker or kia proof ho ga
k us waqt main apni Biwi ko
lenay susral ja raha tha……………..
Tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hoon
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Train mai ek husband apni wife say:
Tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hoon.
Dil kerta hai tujhe kutttay k aagay
daal doon………………………..Samnay wala passenger bola:
Bhao.. Bhao.., Bhao.. Bhao..