Santa bar me ro raha tha
Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.
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Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hun
uska naam hi yaad nahi aata.
Santa: I think that girl is deaf.
Banta: how do you know?
Santa: I told that I love her
but she said that her chappals are new,
le das eh koi gal bani?
Santa looked himself in mirror and said:
Is ko kahain dekha hai.
.
Then he said:
Oye yaad aya, ye to woh he kamina hai jo
Shaadi ki album main meri biwi k saath hai
Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed
voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki
desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.