once a genius sardar wrote

once a genius sardar wrote to bill gates:
sir, i have some questions to ask u,
1. the letters on keyboard are not in proper order when will the corrected version be released?
2. there is a start button but no stop button?
3. we have used ms word when will mr. word be released?
4. there is no any key button on the keyboard while computer frequently asks for that to press.
finally a personal question
why is your name gates even though u sell windows?

A Sardar was caught by the police

A Sardar was caught by the police: How did u kill 50 people?

Sardar said: I was driving my Car at 40mph, but when I tried to stop I found that I have no breaks..
I saw 2 men walking in the street and a wedding going on at the other side of the street..
Who should I hit? The police man said: Ofcourse the 2 men,, less damage.

Sardar: Thats what I thought to myself, but when I did it,
I hit only one and the other ran to the wedding, So I Went After Him 🙂