Category: Sardar SMS

Sardar to sardarni:
ajj 4 wajjay khotyan di race ay.
main othey jana ay.

Sardarni: bas rein diyon. turya jaanda nai tay race lao gay.

Sardar apne dost ki baraat k sath gaya magar zakhmi ho kar ghar aya.
kisi ne wajah pochi to bola:
baraat me dulhay k baap ne awaaz lagai,
main munday da abba, kithy kuri da abba?
Kuri ka baat utha aur un dono ne aapas me pagrian change kr li.

phir dulhay k bhai ne kaha, main munday da praa, kithy kuri da praa?
unhon ne apni ghari change kr li.

Os k baad mujhse raha na gaya, main ne kaha…
Main munday da Yaar, kithy kuri da Yaar?
bas fair dandy, soty ty juttian change hoiyaan.

Ek Sardar Cold Drinks Ki Dukan Pe Gaya Or Dukandar Se Bola!

Aik Pepsi Bottle Kholo Bhai
Dukandar Ne Khol Di

Phir Kaha Aik 7-Up Bhi Kholo
Dukandar Ne Khol Di

Phir Kaha Ek Sprite Bottle Bhi Kholo
Dukandar Ne Khol Di

Phir Kaha Aik Mountain Dew Ki Bottle Bhi Kholo
Dukandar Ghusa Ho Gaya or bola: Tu Kon si Piyega Kamenay?

Sardar : Bhaijaan Peeni Te Koi Nai Bus Meino Aye Botlaan Di Thusss Thussss bari pasand ay;-)