Sorry sir you cant smoke here
Sales girl: Sorry sir you cant smoke here.
Customer: But i bought cigarette from your shop.
Sales girl: We sell condoms also, but
it doesn’t mean you start ****** us here.
Category: Smoking SMS
Smoking SMS
Smoker never Dies
by Visitors
Every cigarette you smoke,
decreases your life by 5 minutes.Sex increases your life by 10 minutes.
So basic theme of equation is that“A F___ING SMOKER NEVER DIES”
KISSING at the top, HOLDING at the middle
by admin
KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle
& FIRE at the bottom!Do u know the ANSWAR?
WHAT?
how…
don’t think dirty…its A ”CIGRETTE”
Diagnosis
by admin
A girl to doctor: when I smoke cigarette,
I feel very uncomfortable,
On first puff, I put off my shoes.
On second, my socks.
On third, my shirt.Doctor: take this cigarette and tell me in detail.