A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying to himself,
2 + 5 the son of bitch is 7.
3+6 the son of bitch is 9.
His Mom heard this and gasped “what are you doing?” the boy answered. ” I am doing my maths home work mom.”
“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?
Yes, he answered
Infuriated the mother asked the teacher next day.
are you teaching maths to children by saying 2+2 the son of bitch is 4? the teacher started laughing and answered what i taught them was 2+2 the sum of which is 4.