Solider to General: Sir!
A small enemy group is attacking.
General: Quickly bring me my red shirt.
“After enemy defeat”
Solider: Sir why the red shirt?
General: In red shirt if i shot,
my soldiers wouldn’t see my blood
so they won’t be discouraged.
Soldier: Sir 1000 enemy tanks are attacking.
GENERAL: Hurry up!
Bring me My Yellow Trousers;