Ek pathan bike rok kar,
Helmit kujha raha tha.
Ek admi bola helmit to utaro.

Pathan bola tumhara … mai kharish
hota hay to tum shalwar utar ta hay
kia ?

1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha hua
jis sey woh bohat pyar karney lagi
yeh dekh kar bara bacha jelous honey laga
aik raat uss ney apni maa kee chest par
zehar laga diya

subha dekha to baap mara para tha.

kitna lamba tha,
kash thoda time aur mil jata,
Pahle kitna darr lag raha tha na,
Pata hi nahi Laga kab ho gaya.

3 ghante mujhe to saans hi nahi aayi.

saari raat nahi soee.
Pata nahi ajeeb sa lag raha tha.

Aage se soch samajh kar pori tyari se dungi.

…………………………Exam

Boy to girl : tum gaana bohat acha gaati ho

Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom singer hon

Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain gy