Tujhe daikh ker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe

Tu moannus ha ya muzakker

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,

Girll:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,

Girl:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I’m in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!

 

Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.

A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed ‘Martha u are sweeter than my wife’

The maid smiled and said
‘i know cos the driver always tells me so’