Apne Rab Ko “ALLAH” keh Ker pukaro

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Apne Rab Ko “ALLAH” keh Ker pukaro,
Kyon K Ye Wo Lafz hai  Jis ki
Na Zid (opposite),
Na Jama (plural),
Na Muzakkar (male),
Na Moannas (female) Hai,
Jub K Deegar Alfaz ki Zid, Jama, Muzakkar, Moannas hoti hai,
Misaal k tor per;
God : Godess,
Devta : Devi,
Khuda : Khudaon,
Lord : Lords,  E.T.C. . . . .
Jub k  ” ALLAH ” AHAD”  yani (Aik) hai.

Plz spread this beautiful knowledge

Girls and Boys difference

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2 Girls face to face:

1st: hi sweetheart

2nd: hi, love u:)

And when they talk on their backs
about them.

1st: she is so selfish

2nd: she is kamini

2 Boys face to face:

1st: kaisa hai kamine? lal shirt mein
tu pura ch???ya lag raha hai …

2nd: apne baap se mazakk:@?

And when they talk on their backs.

1st: mast banda hai yaar

2nd: bhai hai apna

Feel the difference….. !!!;) 🙂 lolz lolz. Guys rock 🙂

Fees Maaf ki Application

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Fees Maaf ki Application.
To,
The Principal
High School
Sir,
Seedhi Baat Ye He K Mere Abbu Ne Mujhy Fees K Lye 500 Dye Thy, 100 Ki Doston K 7 Film Dekh Li. 150 Ki Pepsi Or Burgers Kha Lye. 50 Ka Girl Frnd Ko Easy Load Krwa Dya. 200 English Wali Miss Pe Shart Har Gya. Me Smjhta Tha K Unka Sirf Math Wale Sir K 7 Chakkar Hai, Pr Unka to Aap k 7 b Chakkar he Ab Aap k Pas 2 hi Raste hn Sir G,
Meri FEES Maaf,
Ya Aap ka RAAZ Faash

Shukria.