Hasil-e-Zindagi Hasraton k Siwa Kuch Bhi Nahi,

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Ye Kia Nahi, Wo Howa Nahi, Ye Mila Nahi, Wo Raha Nahi…

Ghazab Ki Dhoop Thi Tanhaion Ke Jungle Mein

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Shajar Bohat They, Mgar Koi Saya-dar Na Tha

A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn’t control his curiosity and asked “Do you always carry your TV remote with you?” She replied ” No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. …………..

Moral : Accompany your wife….

The story continues….
The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card……….
MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.

Story continues….
Wife took out his husbands credit card from purse and swiped. Unfortunately he didn’t block his own card.
Moral: Don’t underestimate the power of a WIFE.

Still continues…
After swiping, the machine indicated “ENTER OTP SENT TO YOUR MOBILE”.
Moral: When Man tends to lose, machine is smart enough to save him!

Still continues….
When she turned back with depression, her mobile ringed showing forwarded SMS “your OTP is……” Finally she bought her items & returned back happily.

Moral: what are you thinking about Men! He always sacrifices himself for his wife.

Kia January, Kia February,
Hum kia karein
November ko, December ko?

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Jab Girlfriend hi nahi Humari to,
Aag lagy is Calendar ko…………..!

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For all singles including me…. 😀