The probability of a topic

coming in exam increases exponentially,

if one decides to leave the topic completely.

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,

Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,

Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,

Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

The Most Unfulfilled Desire Of All Science Students Is…

A Bomb Should Have Fallen

Instead Of

An Apple On NEWTON

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hain.