someone stole my rough note
When i was at school, someone stole my rough note now they call it
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Oxford dictionary. 😀
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When i was at school, someone stole my rough note now they call it
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Oxford dictionary. 😀
A Pakistani walk into a bank in New York city.
He talks the loan officer: I need $5000 and for deposit my FERRARI is available.
Officer agrees.
All the bank members laughed at him, that he borrowed $5000 against $250,000 car.
Banker parked the car into their garage.
After 2 weeks Pakistani returns and repay $5000 and interest $20.
Bank manager asks: Why you borrow $5000 although you are multi billioniare.
He replied: Where else in New York city can i park my car for 2 weeks for only $20 and expect it to be there on my return. So thank you for taking care of my car 🙂
Businessman to fat wife:
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You are my only investment in life that has doubled!
I am looking for a bank which can…
Give me a loan
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leave me alone