Sardar lost his cheqbook
Sardar lost his chequebook.
Manager: You should take care
anyone can sign your cheque
and empty your deposits.
Sardar: How can anyone sign?
I am not a fool.
I’ve already signed all the cheques.
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Funny SMS in English Language
Sardar lost his chequebook.
Manager: You should take care
anyone can sign your cheque
and empty your deposits.
Sardar: How can anyone sign?
I am not a fool.
I’ve already signed all the cheques.
Sardar make a call to his home.
Servant picked the phone.
Sardar: Give phone to my wife.
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband.
Sardar: But I am her husband.
Servant: Now what to do?
Sardar: Kill both of them.
After killing Servant: What to do with dead bodies?
Sardar: Put them in our swimming pool.
Servant: But there is no swimming pool in home.
Sardar: Sorry wrong Number.
New Style of Break up
Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend.
Girlfriend: What the Hell would i do with this Rocket?
Boy: You wanted stars Na?
Now Sit On it and GET LOST…….. 😀
Dear Boys,
if you think your Dad, M0m, Teacher 0r B0ss are strict and harsh with you
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wait f0r a WIFE.
you would love them all… 😛 😀