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Patient: Please don’t give me the injection.
I’m afraid of it’s pain.

Doctor: Don’t worry!!

I’ll inject you first that kills the pain!!!!

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Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE?
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Ans- A 99 years old woman buying
a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.

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A baby mosquito came back after its 1st fight.

Dad asked: how did u feel?

He replied: Dad it was wonderful.
Everyone was clapping for me.

Moral: Take everything positively.

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A Primary class boy to her teacher.

Student: Do you like me?
Miss. So sweet.

Student: When should I sent my parents to your home?
Miss: Why?

Student: To talk about us.
Miss: What are you saying?

Student: For Tuition.