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1 sardar bus mein 1 molvi ko dekh kar

by SAM

1 sardar bus mein 1 molvi ko dekh kar darte darte pochta hai,
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Molvi saab tussi

dam darood wale ho ya
bom barood waly
😛

by SAM

Teacher:
Ye konsa tense hai?

Pakistan mein load shedding khatam ho jaye gi.

Student:
Future Impossible Tense. 😀

by skhan

Army Training k doraan 1 officer ne sipahi se pocha: Ye haath mein kia hai?

Rab Nawaz: Sir Ye bandooq hai.

Officer: Ye bandooq nahin tumhari izzat aur shan hai, tumhari Maa hai Maa.

Phir Officer ne ek Pathan Sipahi se pocha: Tumharay hath mein ye kia hai?

Pathan: Sir, Ye Rab Nawaz ki Ammi hai aur humari khaala hai.!

by skhan

Taras Aata Hai Mujhy Apni Masoom Si Palko Par . . .

Jab Wo Bheeg K Kehti Hain K Hum Se Ab Kisi Aur Ki Shadi Ka Card Parha Nahi Jata. 😀

(,”) Ammi bas
<))> ab bohat hogaya