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Jokes SMS

Tum barey ho k kya karo gey

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Miss: Tum barey ho k kya karo gey?
Student: Shaadi.

Miss: Mera matlab hai kya bano gey?
Student: Dulha.

Miss: I mean barey ho k kya hasil karo gey?
Student: Dulhan.

Miss: IDIOT! Mera matlab hai barey ho k ammi abbu k liye kya karo gey?
Student: Bahu laun ga.

Miss: Stupid tumarey papa tum sey kya chahtey hain?
Student: Pota.

Miss: Abey kaminey teri zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: shaadi…;)

Qanoon ki kitaab

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WAKEEL: My lord, Qanoon ki kitaab ka safa number 15 k mutabik mere mowakkil ko ba-izzat bari kiya jaye.

JUDGE: Kitaab pesh ki jaye.

(Kitaab pesh ki gayi) Judge ne safa number 15 khola to us mein 5000 k 10 note thay.

JUDGE: Es tarha k 2 saboot aur pesh kiye jayen… 😉