Pathan: Shirt k liye kapraa dikhaaaoo

Salesman:  Plain mein dikhaaun?

Pathan: nahin, Helicopter mein dikha haramkhor,

Bas Pathan dekha nahi k mazak shuru!

Aadmi: Meri BV Bohat Achi Hai, Mujhe sardi mai Pani Garam Kar K Deti Hai.

Dost: Nahane K Liye?

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Aadmi: Nahi yar, Bartan Dhonay K Liye.

Pathan ka Love letter

Humara pyara gulab bano
Assalam-e-alaikum
baji aaj hum tumko apna dil ka baat batana chahta hai.
hum ne tumko jab se dekha hai, humara neend urr gaya hai. hum ek dum shareef larka hai baji.
sab larkiyon ko behen ka nazar se dekhta hai hum se shadi karlo tum.
hum tumko bohat mohabbat karega aur tum hum ko nahi mila na to tera qasam ye bhai tarap

tarap k mar jayega.

faqat tumhara
gul khan

1 Andha Police Me Bharti Hony K Liye Gaya.
Officer Ne Pocha Tumhy Hum Kis Liye Rakhen?

Andhy Ne Jawab Dia:
Andha Dhun Firing K Liye.
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// O Teri Khair:

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