A hen falls in love with crow. Cock caught them both red handed.
Cock said:
Mujh me kia kami hai. Main tum se pyar karta hon, Tumhari family se hon, Tum pe marta hon,

mujh se ziada pyar tum se koi bhi nai ker sakta, koi bhi nai…
Aisa kia hai us crow me jo mujh me nahi?

Hen replied “I respect your emotions but he is in Airforce”
😀

A man got taaweez to control his Wife.
After 1 month he reports to pir.
No change in Wife but parosi’s Wife is in control.

Pir: It is called side effect..

Pathan raat ko lights off kar k so raha tha, achanak ek jugnu aa nikla.

Pathan:
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.
Ya Khudaya,
Ye dengi machar to hum ko torch le kar dhoond raha hai.

Teacher:
Ye konsa tense hai?

Pakistan mein load shedding khatam ho jaye gi.

Student:
Future Impossible Tense. 😀

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