Three ants find an elephant asleep
Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!” 🙂
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Three ants find an elephant asleep.
One says,”We’ll kill him!”Other one says,”We’ll break his legs!”
3rd one says:
“choro yaar bechara akela hai aur hum teen..!!” 🙂
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A white horse fell in the mud.
Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli
“Break nahi maar sakty the kia ??? ”Pathan herat se.
“Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”
Diner: I can’t eat such a rotten chicken.
Call the manager!Waiter: It’s no use.
He won’t eat it either.