Smoking se PAIT k KEERE mar jate hain
Teacher ne smoking ka nuqsan batane k liye
1 KEERA smoke k jar mai dala to wo mar gayaTeacher: Aap ne kia sekha?
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Student: Smoking se PAIT k KEERE mar jate hain.
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Teacher ne smoking ka nuqsan batane k liye
1 KEERA smoke k jar mai dala to wo mar gayaTeacher: Aap ne kia sekha?
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Student: Smoking se PAIT k KEERE mar jate hain.
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap.
After she woke up, she told her husband,
“i just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for valentine’s day.
What do you think it means?”“You’ll know tonight”, he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it only to find a book entitled“The meaning of dreams”.
Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhariyan yahi rehti hain
Wife: kal raat tum neend main
mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.Husband: Tumhe ghalat fehmi hoee hai.
Wife: kaisi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: Yehi k main soya howa tha…