Man at medical store: I need poison
Man at medical store: I need poison.
Chemist: I can’t sell you.Man shows his marriage certificate.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
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Man at medical store: I need poison.
Chemist: I can’t sell you.Man shows his marriage certificate.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
Husband wife ki larai horahi thi,
Unka chota bacha bhi wahan betha tha.Husband: Tu sali kuti.
Wife: Tu sala kutta..
Baccha masomiat se bola:
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.
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Aur main sala PUPPY….!
Biwi sotay main zor se chilayee:
Jaldi utho mera shohar aagaya…Aadmi utha, Khirki se chalang laga di,
Tang toot gaee, Phir khayal aaya.
O Main hi to SHOHAR hoon!
Wife: You always carry my photo
in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem,
no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and
the problem disappears.Wife: You see,
how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and
say to myself,
“What other problem Can there be
greater than this one?”