Army Training k doraan

Army Training k doraan 1 officer ne sipahi se pocha: Ye haath mein kia hai?

Rab Nawaz: Sir Ye bandooq hai.

Officer: Ye bandooq nahin tumhari izzat aur shan hai, tumhari Maa hai Maa.

Phir Officer ne ek Pathan Sipahi se pocha: Tumharay hath mein ye kia hai?

Pathan: Sir, Ye Rab Nawaz ki Ammi hai aur humari khaala hai.!

Baloch cinema hall mein

1 Baloch cinema hall mein cold drink ki bottle le k betha tha.
kabhi 15 mint me mouh lagata to kabhi 20 mint mein,  paas bety pathan ko ghussa aa gaya  usne Baloch se botal uthai aur pori 1 ghont mein pi gaya aur bola Aise pi jati hai cold drink.

Baloch bola Ary nako hm to isme Guttka thook raha tha..