Jab Reshma ki jawani aai tab hum bachy the. Ab Sheela ki jwani i To ab humary bachy hen. Ye Larkiyan sahi waqt pe jawan Q nahi hoteen?

(Fazal ul Rehman Assembly me Ro pary)

Husband: Tumhari roz roz ki farmaishon se tang aa gaya hon is liye khudkushi karne ja raha hon.

wife: 2,3 white suit to dila den, iddat k dino mein kia pehnu gi?

Pathan K mobile pe raat 3 baje phone aaya,
“Aap So to nahi rahe they”

Pathan ghusse me bola:  O!!!

Iblees ka bachcha! Zarori nahi K har pathan chokidaar ho.

Larki: Tum Mere Sapno Mein, Khawabo Mein, Jazbaton Mein Rehtay Ho . . . . .

PATHAN: Baji… Tumko Kisi Ne Bewaqoof Banaya Hai, hum To Pishawar Mein Rehta hai 😉

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