Mezbaan:

Lassi aap peety nahi,
chaye hum pilatay nahi,
roti ka time nahi,
botal ka mosam nahi,
ab batain kia khidmat karen?

Mehman:

Easyload hi karwa den phir.

Waiter: 10 Rupees Tip to meri insult hai.

Pathan: to phir?

Waiter: 20 Rupees to dain.

Pathan: Nahi Yara, hum tumhara double insult nahi kar sakta… 🙂

Girl: Mujhe Maaf Ker Do, Maine Tumse Chupaya Tha K Meri Mangni Ho Chuki Hai,

Boy: Aray Koi Baat Nahi,  Chalo ao Aaj Main Tumhe Apne Bachon Se Milwata Hun….!!!!

1 Baar 1 Aadmi ko Raste mein Pathar Mila Uspar Likha Tha,

 

“Pathar ko Palat Lo Kuch Ban Jaoge” …

Jaise Hi Usne Pathar Palta…

 

Dosri Taraf Likha Tha  “Ban gaya na charya….”

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