Tumhe bohat sawab mille ga
Pathan apne Mehman se:
O yara! is pankhay k niche betho,
tumhe bohat sawab mille ga…Dost: khan wo kaise?
Pathan: Hum ye pankha
Masjid se uttar ker laya hai…
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Pathan SMS
Pathan apne Mehman se:
O yara! is pankhay k niche betho,
tumhe bohat sawab mille ga…Dost: khan wo kaise?
Pathan: Hum ye pankha
Masjid se uttar ker laya hai…
Trafic Polic ne rok ker kaha k
Aap ka HELMET kaha hai?
Chalan Hoga…Pathan:
Dhiyan se Dekh andhay.
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Four Wheeler Hai… 🙂
A Pathan found his wife having affair with a guy.
He decided to kill himself & his wife.
Apne kaan pe pistol lagai aur bola:
.
Tu khush mat ho agla number tera hai!
A Pathan got an Invitation for a Party,
They told him that he must put RED TIE only.When he went to party he was shocked?
others were wearing pants & shirts also.