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Pathan SMS
Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty
howe kahin ja raha tha rasty mein ek
Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli
“Break nahi maar sakty the kia ??? ”Pathan herat se.
“Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida.”
Ek Pathan ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aaya.Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal k rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lengay.
Another brilliant Pathan student.
Teacher: What is common between Allama Iqbal and
Quaid-e-Azam?Pathan:
“Both were born on govt holidays”
Ek pathan bike rok kar,
Helmit kujha raha tha.
Ek admi bola helmit to utaro.Pathan bola tumhara … mai kharish
hota hay to tum shalwar utar ta hay
kia ?