Pathan ka raat ko cigerate peeny ko dil chaha
Ek Pathan ka raat ko cigerate peeny ko dil chaha.
her taraf maachis dhoondi par kahin nahi mili…
Aakhir mein na umeed ho kar Mom batti bujha k so gaya…
Bechara
😀
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Pathan SMS
Ek Pathan ka raat ko cigerate peeny ko dil chaha.
her taraf maachis dhoondi par kahin nahi mili…
Aakhir mein na umeed ho kar Mom batti bujha k so gaya…
Bechara
😀
Army Training k doraan 1 officer ne sipahi se pocha: Ye haath mein kia hai?
Rab Nawaz: Sir Ye bandooq hai.
Officer: Ye bandooq nahin tumhari izzat aur shan hai, tumhari Maa hai Maa.
Phir Officer ne ek Pathan Sipahi se pocha: Tumharay hath mein ye kia hai?
Pathan: Sir, Ye Rab Nawaz ki Ammi hai aur humari khaala hai.!
Pathan K mobile pe raat 3 baje phone aaya,
“Aap So to nahi rahe they”
Pathan ghusse me bola: O!!!
Iblees ka bachcha! Zarori nahi K har pathan chokidaar ho.
Larki: Tum Mere Sapno Mein, Khawabo Mein, Jazbaton Mein Rehtay Ho . . . . .
PATHAN: Baji… Tumko Kisi Ne Bewaqoof Banaya Hai, hum To Pishawar Mein Rehta hai 😉