Yaar Aaj Mujhe Ajeeb Msg Aaya
Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhe Ajeeb Msg Aaya aur Mera Mobile Off Ho Gaya.
Pathan: Aisa Konsa Msg tha?
Sardar: “Bettery Low”
Pathan: Send Kar Sab Ko Tang Karte Hen…:)
Tag: Pathan SMS
Pathan SMS
Aik Kilo Bhens Ka Dhoodh De Do
by admin
Pathan:
Aik Kilo Bhens Ka Dhoodh De Do.
Doodh Wala Tumhara Bartan Chota Hai.
Pathan: Oh. Shit Yara.
Acha Chalo Bakri Ka Dey Do.
Pathan KESC office k bahir
by Addo
Pathan KESC office k bahir khara galiyan de raha tha.
Ek admi ne pocha:
Khan kio galiyan de rahy ho?
Pathan: Hum mandi cow lene gaya tha waha light chali gayi
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Hum gadha le aaya 🙁
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Pathan Ko Rastey Mein Ek Chiragh Mila
by admin
Pathan Ko Rastey Mein Ek Chiragh Mila.
Saaf Kia To Ek Jin Nikla Aur Kaha
K Wo Us Ki 3 Wishes Pori Karega.
Pathan:
“Humko Aisa Naswaar Do Jo Kabhi Khatam Na Ho.”
1 Naswar Ka Packet Aaya. Pathan Ne Thori Si
Naswar Nikal Kar Lagayi, Packet Phir Bhar Gaya.
Jin: “Baqi 2 Wishes”
Pathan(Khushi Se): Aisa 2 Packet Aur Laa Do.