Pani Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega
Interviewer:
To Bataiye, Pani Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?
Pathan: Pani Nahi Hoga To Insan Tairega Kaise?
Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega.
To Mar Jayega…^
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Pathan SMS
Interviewer:
To Bataiye, Pani Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?
Pathan: Pani Nahi Hoga To Insan Tairega Kaise?
Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega.
To Mar Jayega…^
Pathan Chori Karney Ek Ghar Me Gaya,
Tijori Pe Likha Tha,
Tijori Ko Torne Ki Zarorat Nahi,
440# Lagao aur Samne wale Laal Button
Dabao Tijori Khul Jaye Gi.
Jese Hi Button Dabaya,
Alarm Baja Aur Police Aa Gayi.
Jate Howe Pathan Ghar K Malik Se Bola,
“Khuda Qasam Aaj Insaniyat Se Aitbar Uth Gaya.”
Ek Admi ko Ek Jin Mila. Us ne Jin Se Kaha,
“Meri Dlli Khwahish Hai K
Tum Saray Pathanon Ko Pakistan Se Nikal Do”
Jin Replied:
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“LaLa! Zama Urdu Nishta Poye”
Pathan 2 ghante tak Utility Store Ki Line Mein Phansa raha,
baari aayi to dobara peche ja k line me lag gaya or bola.
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Ye Hakumat 50 sal or rahay, Yaara Dil Khush ho gaya