chota jumla
Teahcer: Jo andar aane k liye sab se
chota jumla bole ga usse gift mile ga.
Urdu Child: Main Andar aa sakta hon?
English Child: May i come in?
Punjabi: Warraan?
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Teacher Student SMS
Teahcer: Jo andar aane k liye sab se
chota jumla bole ga usse gift mile ga.
Urdu Child: Main Andar aa sakta hon?
English Child: May i come in?
Punjabi: Warraan?
Teacher: wo kon c cheez hai jo
insan ki izzat ko
mazbooti se thame rakhti hai?
.
Pathan Student: Shalwar ka Nara
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Teacher Asked: What is forgiveness?
A cute lovely girl replied:
Its a wonderful smell
that a flower gives
when its being crushed.
Teacher: Agar me tumhare Walid ko
500 do, un ko 200 ki zarorat ho to
katne wapis milenge?Bilawal: 1 bhi nahi.
Tcher: Hisab nahi jante.
Bilawal: Aap mere baap ko
nahi jan te.